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October 21 – 26, 2026 · Cancún, Mexico
Laura Robson's 50 & Fabulous
Five days of paradise. One legendary woman. 🥂
📅 Come for 1 day or stay all 5 — your choice!
Where We're Partying
Resort
Breathless Riviera Cancún Resort & Spa
Carretera Cancún-Puerto Morelos, Quintana Roo, Mexico 77580
Carretera Cancún-Puerto Morelos, Quintana Roo, Mexico 77580
Tip
Book the Xcelerate Side to wake up and be next to the action!
🍹 This is an adults-only all-inclusive resort. That means unlimited premium drinks, gourmet dining, poolside vibes, and zero limits — the perfect playground for Laura's 50th!
📋 Heads Up — What You'll Need to Book
Everyone is responsible for booking their own flight and hotel room directly.
Rich & Laura have their arrangements sorted — now it's your turn! Rooms book up fast,
so don't wait too long. Request the Xcelerate Side for ocean-front rooms when booking.
💡 Pro tip: Book directly through the resort website for the best rates and room selection.
💡 Pro tip: Book directly through the resort website for the best rates and room selection.
When to Be There
Dates
October 21 – 26, 2026 (5 glorious days)
Flexibility
You're invited to join for 1 day or all 5 — come for as much (or as little) as you'd like!
Houston Crew Travel Details
🛫 Departing
IAH → CUN
Wednesday, October 21, 2026
United Flight UA 1018
Departs 9:44 AM · Arrives 12:02 PM
United Flight UA 1018
Departs 9:44 AM · Arrives 12:02 PM
🛬 Returning
CUN → IAH
Monday, October 26, 2026
United Flight UA 1019
Departs 3:51 PM · Arrives 6:25 PM
United Flight UA 1019
Departs 3:51 PM · Arrives 6:25 PM
✈️ TSA may be on strike but we are NOT — drinks will be fully staffed and operational at all times.
🎟️ We have private shuttles for 6 people each way — Rich & Laura have 2 spots, leaving 4 open seats each direction. Seats are first come, first served — grab yours when you RSVP!
✈️ → 🏨 To Hotel
Airport → Breathless Cancún
Oct 21, after landing
Oct 21, after landing
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🏨 → ✈️ To Airport
Breathless Cancún → Airport
Oct 26, for return flight
Oct 26, for return flight
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⚠️ Official Document ⚠️
Safety Assessment Report
We have hired a risk assessment firm. After careful review, the cartel has
formally declined interest in our group. Cited reasons include
organs of questionable resale value and no commercial value in the sex trade
due to saggy tits, bodies that require a 20-minute warm-up, reading glasses to find
anything in the dark, and a seductive repertoire that topped out somewhere around
1998.
We have been deemed untraffickable and unsellable — we are nobody's target demographic.
We have been deemed untraffickable and unsellable — we are nobody's target demographic.
— Certified & Stamped · Risk Assessment Division · Cancún Bureau of Alcohol · Est. 2026 —
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Let us know you're coming to paradise!